La Vie En Rose

When mondegreens are involved, it is acceptable to text someone to ask him/her out.

Toilet Paper

When I was little, I used to cut up toilet paper tubes and pretend that they were Tiny Teddies.

Popcorn

Individually-wrapped sesame seeds will be available in 5-10 years (complete with nutritional labels printed on each wrapper!)

Link: http://niffychips.blogspot.com/2012/03/popcorn.html