Just a co-worker at my summer internship last year.
That internship made me realize that I could probably eat a whole pizza if I were in the mood.

You Stole My Food!!

"Oh and you know what else? There was GLUTEN IN THAT FLOUR! There goes your gluten-free diet! We all know you don't have Celiac disease!"


My sister's frozen yoghurt cup was the size of a pudding basin (for the pudding basin haircut I've wanted her to get for years).


"The longer the lashes, the more I get paid. All those mascara advertisements? Yup, all me."
I've always wanted longer eyelashes (Both my brother and sister have beautiful and long mini-eyeball daggers).